No internet connection at home for a few days, and while I get phone signal here it’s pretty weak and unreliable in the wake of the fires. It’s turned even uploading screenshots (let alone clips) into a whole process. Hoping the NBN guys will be able to fix it right away when they come tomorrow.
Chronically-online story enthusiast (films & TV, games, literature), livestreamer, filmmaker, musician and writer. I talk a lot about media and AuDHD.
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Soul Music
Terry Pratchett
Life
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That’s Episode 1 done, and that’ll do it for tonight. The storytelling’s tight so far, there’s just enough interactivity to put the player ‘in’ the scene, and the shift gameplay intrigues me. I can already see how this is “Twilight for dudes”, but as a dude I fuck with that! #DispatchGame ๐ฎ
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Oh man, even in the tutorial you have to be conservative with who you send out and for what. I assumed it’d be a cakewalk, tried sending a bunch of heroes out together, and took a cascade of losses when they weren’t back in time for a wave of calls.
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This is a cool system. Strategic, chaotic, and story-driven all at once. I’ve never seen any game integrate all that โ they usually pick two. #DispatchGame ๐ฎ


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On at least two levels, I was not ready for Phenomaman to call them “subscribers”.
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The animation in #DispatchGame slaps harder than it has any right to. ๐ฎ




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Opening scenes go hard and fast. Feels similar to the opening of the Telltale Batman series. I’m okay with going back to the same well if the well still kicks ass.
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And so it begins.
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๐ท Bro, same.
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Anyway, who up poking their mans ๐ฎ
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So we lost the coolstore, which will affect nearly every local business that produces food or drink. And we’ve lost the broadcast towers (for a little while), which will impact the entire local media sector. 2026 is not starting out well for Central Victoria.
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“They’ve given you the juiciest steak and the butteriest lobster, and here’s you demanding the juice from the bottom of the bin.”
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C’mon, guys. Obviously Sandilands was legally obligated to do this as part of his community service hours. [Link]
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Man. I’ll be making it a point to get out there and buy a Harcourt juice or cider this week if I can find one.
Life
All I Can Do
I live 5 minutes from a rural community that took a direct hit from the fires yesterday.
But at the time, I’m in the suburbs, sheltering in the air con as the fan-forced oven weather finally softens. My phone screams with far-away watch-zone warnings, and my parents tell me they’ve safely evacuated. I’m feeding and reassuring someone else’s cats, holding a hose in someone else’s garden, concerned about how embarassed I’ll be if I fall behind on cleaning and let the owners come back to a messy house; meanwhile, it’s no sure thing that I’ll have a home to go back to.
I reach for certainty and realise there’s no such thing. It doesn’t matter whether I know anything, whether I learn the outcome five minutes from now or two days. The choices are all made; things will be fine, or they won’t.
So, what do I do? Is there any part of this, whatsoever, that I can make better?
I guess I’ll water the garden. ๐ท
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Bromine โ The element of your mate taking the shenanigans too far.
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Bye, money. ๐ฎ It was nice seeing you.
Nintendo Switch 2 - Joy-Con 2 Light Purple (L) / Light Green (R), available 02/12 #NintendoToday nintendo.today/s/cZHwJfl…
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This show’s proper fucked. Keep ‘em coming, boys.
Watched: Aunty Donna’s Coffee Cafe S1E5, We’re Getting a Toilet Door ๐ฟ
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Creative Slate
"The Nuclear Family", first draft COMPLETE
I haven’t even figured out how to (cohesively) post my creative slate on here yet, but I already have an update to make on it. As of today (Wednesday, 7th Jan 2026), I’ve completed the 46-page first draft of my The Simpsons spec script, “The Nuclear Family”.
The Simpsons, “The Nuclear Family” Synopsis: When Lisa is wowed by an environmentally-friendly house, Homer tries to impress her by installing a portable nuclear generator. Spec script, Comedy, 24 min, TV, Animation The Simpsons ยฉ Matt Groenig & 20th Century FOX
Note: I won’t be posting the script publicly at this time, but I will be showing it around in a few private contexts. I’m posting this here to be able to say that I did, to date-mark it, and to give myself something to link back to as I put together 1. more posts, and 2. more structure for this site. Meanwhile if you want to read it, message me and we’ll talk!
Reflection
I started this one as a writing assignment in late 2024, and while all of the planning documents and a significant chunk of the script itself were created then, the final assignment only required a page count, and at the time it was due I was in the middle of moving house. As of October 2024 I had 25 pages of what would (as of today) prove to be a 46 page script, and it’s only recently that I’ve had the chance to come back around and finish the first draft.
As with most first drafts, there’s a lot about this script that sucks! It’s got pacing problems. It’s got jokes, scenes and entire story beats that need reworking from the ground up. The first act in particular โ the part that’s supposed to convince people to keep reading! โ spends half of its time worried about whether it’s explained itself properly. But it’s got just a couple of gags I’m really happy with, and I think I’ve captured the heart of early Simpsons plotlines. I won’t need to pull the entire project apart and redo it to have a product I’m happy with; I’ll just need to workshop a few select portions of it.
Next steps
First, this goes alongside my original comedy script, Milking The Man, on a shortlist of pieces to organise local (for-fun) script reads for. They may or may not be public; I’ll take whatever wins I can get. After that I take the observations and feedback, and start thinking about second drafts in earnest.
This won’t happen immediately. There are now 6 other items on my immediate slate and even more in my backlog, all at different stages of writing, pre-production, and in one case post-production, that all need loving nudges to arrive at the respective next stage of their lives. The Nuclear Family now takes a passive position on the list. Once I can organise some cheeky little script readings, I’ll then assess whether to re-promote it to my active slate.
Alright cool posting this now don’t overthink it
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I love the ‘pre-2010s internet’ vibe the Fediverse gives off, but I’m frustrated with how impenetrable it seems for a non-tech person. If I want a community of like-minded people anywhere near there it seems like I’ll have to build it from scratch.
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Happy Piplup Day to those who celebrate! ๐ฎ


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CTV+ is finally coming to Smart TVs Australia-wide, bringing all 6 episodes of my sitcom (The Assenders, 2016) with it. ๐บ ๐ฆ
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In games like Mass Effect or Dragon Age, most choices are between ‘nice guy’ and ‘complete bastard’. When you pick ‘complete bastard’, NPCs start bending over backwards to justify your behaviour. It keeps the narrative on its rails (or else it gets the hose again).
I’m thinking about that a lot today.
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๐ฎHades, and some of my favourite builds
Launching Hades (2020, Supergiant Games) is like stepping through the wardrobe into the world of an 80s power metal album. The characters reflect the chiseled musculature of Ancient Greek statues. The action flows like an anime fever dream. The characters, lore, story, design, and even the sidequests are carefully based on Greek mythology, to incredible effect. The soundtrack is just banger after banger; a metal score for a metal onslaught. And over a year and a half since I completed the story, the random elements and eternal, slow escalations in difficulty are just enough to keep me guessing and learning without feeling punished. If I lose, it’s always clear how I could do just a little better.
I got back into Hades in the middle of a bind. About to take a few weeks away from my streaming setup, it was too late to commit to an entire new game (e.g. Metroid Prime 4, Hollow Knight or Hades II), but too early to play nothing. Hades filled the gap โ putting the braincells through their paces in increments one or two runs at a time, the gamer-skills equivalent of a two-kilometre run or of “drop and give me twenty”. It feels like a short workout, in the best possible sense of the term.
Now I’m back to playing two or three runs a day, usually after dinner. I’m slowly incrementing the Pact of Punishment’s heat guage from 16, to 17, to 18. I’ve attached a few clips featuring a couple of my recent builds (SPOILERS for major bosses in their Extreme Measures forms).
For a build I thought wouldn’t work out, this one turned out shockingly well. For a Malphon (gloves) run, I usually try to get a Damage Per Hit boon for the basic attack, and this time around I got saddled not merely with a percentage boost, but with a non-damaging status effect โ Heartbreak Strike’s secondary effects don’t benefit even a little from a second hit, except to reset the timer on the Weak status (where any of the other % damage boons get at least a few edge-case benefits). Even worse, I got stuck with Zeus’s cast boon โ not useless, but when the same chain lighning and its associated status effects can be applied to a rapid-fire attack instead, it feels wasted in this slot.
But then it all fell together. The Aphrodite/Ares duo boon causes ‘weak’-afflicted targets to take repeat damage from Doom effects, and having those two on attack and special, respectively, ended up being absolute dynamite as the secondary boons stacked up. Putting chain lightning on cast still isn’t my usual style, but in one shot it does about as much damage as four or five chains on the standard attack version. Add a bunch of revenge boons and the Zeus/Ares Duo Boon (Vengeful Mood) that sets them all off at regular intervals, and finally, the full benefits of an Epic-tier Rush Delivery, which converts all % speed boosts into % damage boosts as well.
This build wasn’t a winner, but still showcases a few of my favourite things: we’ve got Dionysus’s Trippy Shot converted by a Duo Boon (into Ice Wine, which does plenty of Chill damage), we’ve got two separate stackable status effects at full tilt (Hangover and Chill), as well as the Duo Boon combos that cause Aphrodite’s Weakness to enhance the other status effects (ie. more stacks of Hangover). The hardest part was keeping Hangover stacks applied โ the primary attack with the Shield doesn’t quite have the speed or range for it, and it mostly excels as a hit-and-run weapon rather than a sit-and-hit. Honorable mention to Ares’s Doom effects on the shield throw โ the best possible place for them; tag once and let it do its thing.
In this build I made some mistakes. I was lucky enough to get the triple-shot upgrade for the bow, plus Sea Storm (Poseidon/Zeus duo boon) on the attack, special, and cast. For the 2nd Aspect bow, whose special fires 8 shots that all home in on a target marked by your attack, Poseidon’s Tempest Flourish isn’t the ideal boon for the special initially because it increases the damage by a percentage instead of a raw amount. But Sea Storm makes each of these individual hits do an added 40 lightning damage, and that’s without accounting for status effects, so this is pretty much the best possible outcome (for comparison, Thunder Flourish’s damage-per-hit varies, but it’s usually less than 40). This was all brought down pretty significantly by Hunter Dash (one of the harder dash boons to benefit from, especially with the bow) and the lack of other utility in the kit.
This one snuck up on me. I usually try to pair Artemis with Ares’s or Demeter’s casts, specifically for the homing properties Artemis’s Duo Boons grant them (which compounds quickly with other upgrades and with Fully Loaded, which gives you extra cast charges). I was still thinking of the Hangover/Doom combo as the centrepiece of the build, the Glacial Glare as a support. Partway through Phase 1 of the final boss, I was neck deep in armoured Flycatchers and Doom Crystals when I started to notice just how rapidly those lasers were stacking (and popping) Chill damage. My perspective inverted. For the rest of the fight, I was able to dodge around laying turrets and occasionally use the rest of the kit just to bash through to the other side.
I don’t really have an end goal in mind. It’s pretty likely I’ll stop playing when I start on Hades II, and use that as a replacement, which you can expect to happen live on Twitch in a few weeks โ but it’s just as likely I’ll play through something else first. We’ll see!